SIMON SAYS

• IT'S NEVER OVER UNTIL THE TAX MAN LAUGHS.
• BELIEVE IN FINNIGAN'S LAW: "MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.
• THE QUESTION SHOULD BE 'ARE YOU REALLY READY TO HAVE A TEENAGER IN THIRTEEN YEARS' NOT 'ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A BABY.'
• HE WHO GETS CAUGHT NAPPING, GETS FIRED.
• WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A BUNCH OF LEMONS, ADD SOME VODKA AND TRIPLE SEC, AND DON'T CALL ME IN THE MORNING.

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